The Only Ones – Another Girl, Another Planet (1978)

Without doubt, one of the greatest artistic achievements in the history of the human race ….

To be fair, the competition isn’t up to much: Mona Lisa has a dodgy smile and the bloody Venus de Milo’s arms have fallen off.

Killer guitar and vocals. I spent three months trying to work out the opening solo and never managed more than a crude approximation.

I always flirt with death

I look ill but I don’t care about it

LP version then live on Belgian TV in 1979 …